Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Sam Bass…OUTLAW

Hello All,
While doing my genealogy research on Katie *I KNOW she will be appreciative, I mean who wants to discover the secret jewel that is genealogy? Lame! That is why I am undertaking an epic genealogical project. 




   Here is one of the more interesting things i've discovered about Katie's ancestors. She had an ancestor named Sam Bass who was a train robber in the early 1800s. 

He lived from July 21, 1851 to Jult 21, 1878. He died on his birthday, ain't that a bitch? 

I think it is. Anyway, he was known for his exploits in the Old West…. for my international readers I mean the West of the United States of America. I think he and Katie have similar eyes! 


After failing at a series of legitimate enterprises, Bass turned to crime. He formed a gang and robbed the Union Pacific Railroad gold train from San Francisco, California. Bass and his men intercepted the train on September 18, 1877, at Big Springs, Nebraska, looting $60,000. To date, this is the single largest robbery of the Union Pacific.
Bass and his gang staged a string of robberies, yet never netted over $500 at any one time. In 1878, the gang held up two stagecoaches and four trains within 25 miles of Dallas, Texas, and became the object of a manhunt by Pinkerton National Detective Agency agents and by a special company of the Texas Rangers headed by Captain Junius Peak.
The Sam Bass Shoot Out! 
Bass was able to elude the Texas Rangers until a member of his gang, Jim Murphy, turned informant. Mr. Murphy's father, who was very ill at the time, was taken into custody and held for questioning. He was not allowed to see a doctor and was prevented from receiving medical treatment causing his condition to rapidly worsen. Law officers then sent a message to Murphy informing him that they had his father in custody, and that if Murphy did not agree to meet with them, they would continue to withhold medical treatment from the father. Knowing how sick his father was, Murphy agreed to the meeting where he reluctantly agreed to turn informant. John B. Jones was informed of Bass's movements and set up an ambush at Round Rock, Texas, where Bass planned to rob the Williamson County Bank.


On July 19, 1878, Bass and his gang were scouting the area before the robbery. When they bought some tobacco at a store, they were noticed by Williamson County Deputy Sheriff A. W. Grimes. When Grimes approached the men to request that they surrender their sidearms, he was shot and killed. As Bass attempted to flee, he was shot by Texas Ranger George Herold and then by Ranger Sergeant Richard Ware. Near Ware, were Soapy Smith and his cousin Edwin who witnessed Ware's shot. Soapy exclaimed, "I think you got him."
Bass was found lying in a pasture west of Round Rock by a group of railroad workers who summoned the authorities. He was taken into custody and died the next day on July 21, 1878, his 27th birthday. Bass was buried in Round Rock in what is now known as Round Rock Cemetery on Sam Bass Road. Today, his grave is marked with a replacement headstone as the original suffered at the hands of souvenir collectors over the years. What remains of the original stone is on display at the Round Rock Public Library in downtown Round Rock.

WILD!  I KNEW KATIE WAS THE DECEDENT OF COOL HISTORY PEOPLE! I think I know where I am going on my next vacation, Round Rock Cemetery in Texas! 

Wizardly,
P.S. Maybe I should think about being a historian, my mom says I'd be good at it, alas, I do not have the time! 

Famous Bass'

Hello All!

These are people with the last name Bass: 

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Tuesday, August 5, 2014

KATIE BASS IS ETERNAL!

Hello All,
Today is August 5th, the greatest day in the world because it was the day that the amazing Katie Bass was born. She has made our world wonderful and great. Here is a Haiku in her honor:

Katie Bass You Jest
You Know That You Are The Best
Never Move Out West




In honor of Katie's birthday, i'd also like to post this birthday scene from Harry Potter… it is when he turns 11. Just try to picture me as Hagrid and Katie as Harry, okay?



Anyway, I drove past her house today, i'm guessing her parents, Becky and that guy, took her out to eat. I didn't quite make it in time to follow like I usually do. I know Katie wouldn't be weirded out by that, she practically invited me when she said, "Yeah, you sometimes park next to me at work." Anyway, all is well. Katie played a game with her friends the other night. They laughed a lot and seemed to have a good time. I hate her friends. I am a better friend.
ANYWAY… HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATIE BASS,

President Wizardly. 

Friday, August 1, 2014

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Julep

Hello All,
I wrote a Haiku for Katie because I know she is really upset right now and it is good to know that people are with you when you are going through hard times.


Julep Box You LieYou Said You Would Come Last WeekWhat Is Happening?



This person named Harajuku GirlLFL (what a strange name) agrees that Julep takes too long to bring boxes to people. I think we could be friends. I emailed her to see if she could help Katie and she said this: 
"Julep Maven lured me in with their “first box for only a penny” several months ago. When I joined, you got a box of 3 polishes for a penny, SHIPPED! Hard to pass that deal up, right? So I joined. The three polishes I got were pretty colors. The polish gets really thick though and tends to be a struggle to get it out after a few nails. It can be fairly streaky too. Which, for a penny was still not doing too bad….so far."

Yeah, we can be friends.

Boycott Julep until Katie gets her box!!! 




Wizardly.

FAKER! POSER! LAME-O!

I WAS SO MAD LAST NIGHT WHEN I FOUND THIS PERSON TRYING TO IMPERSONATE KATIE….SO MAD. WHAT KIND OF PERSON STEALS ANOTHER PERSON'S NAME JUST FOR FAME AND FORTUNE?!?! UGH… SHE EVEN CUT HER HAIR LIKE KATIE'S HAIR WAS CUT BACK IN THE FALL OF 2011. WHAT.A.POSER.


I'M CRYING, THIS IS A TRAVESTY.
WIZARDLY.

Bass…Pro Shop

Hello All,
I've been very busy lately, working on this journal I keep for "Jon" my therapist. He doesn't know about this page or he'd try and up my dosage. Whatever. I am so sick of him. Ugh.

Anyway, in brighter news…or should I say *Greener* because Katie likes Green and Green is and can be a bright color like her eyes. Anywhodiddledo, they opened this store called "Bass Pro Shop" in my hometown. I was pretty excited because it reminds me of KB. Here are some pictures of it. I went it to scope it out so I could tell Katie about it in the future. I think she will go there at some point because it has her last name in the sign.

 Here are some vests, I bought one.
 Look at that big Bass!
 It even has real Bass in it.
I waited for a long time.


xoxoxo,
Wizardly.

I don't get it.

Hello All,

My mom said I needed to get out of the house so she sent me to a therapist three times a week. I think we are becoming friends. Although we will never be as close as me and Katie.  My therapist keeps showing me videos like this:

I don't get it.


Here is a picture of Katie and some girl on her Facebook page:


Love, 
Wizardly
P.S. I think i'm getting shirts made for me and my mom… and maybe my therapist…

Daily Dose of Pioneer


Wizardly Wishes

I am writing a children's book called, "Wizardly Wishes"

Wizardly Wishes Wiley Witches Would Want Wizardly to be friends.

Wizardly Wishes Wakeful Watchers Would Wage War on Katie's other friends.

Wizardly Wishes and Waits for Wonderful Wednesdays.

Wizardly Wishes to Wind up With Fishes….



Fishes Like A Bass….


I really liked this artistic drawing of a bass.

Love,
Wizardly.

Long TIme No Post

Hello All,
So, a lot has been going on since the last time I posted. I went to Katie's Facebook page and took few pictures of her with her *other* friends. Gag me with a spoon! I would be so much cooler than those fakes.  Anyway, she has been on the news a lot, of course. Who wouldn't want her on the news?

Also, I found out she has a pen name, Meghan Trainor. Like Tom Riddle if you mix up the letters and add a "B" and two "S"s you will get the name Katie Bass out of Meghan Trainor. I knew she had some really cool moves, I just never thought I would get to see them on a music video. Don't you wish that you were those people in the videos? I do. I do.



Here are the pictures of our Katie at Queer Prom, 2014.


Monday, May 5, 2014

Throwback Monday

Katie on the News last Spring.

Lance Bass

Hello All,
Katie Bass is related to Lance Bass of N*Sync. I happen to think that N*Sync just got a whole lot better as if that was even possible!
The following song is how I feel about Katie but in a not creepy way.


Friday, May 2, 2014

A Dollop of History

Hello All,
Our Katie was in the paper….AGAIN. This time it was on Wednesday, April 30, 2014. She was featured as a pioneer cook! She was "cooking up recipes from the past." The feature was a part of a month long tribute to Arkansas Heritage Month. Soon she will be featured every Tuesday in May on KARK.

Finally we get some real news. Although, I was thinking maybe the article should have been in the entertainment section.


Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Tattoos

Hello All,
I'm thinking about getting a green Arkansas shaped tattoo behind my right ear. I think it would be cool to look like Katie. I'm thinking something along the lines of this:

I won't be getting the other states tattooed as a border. Just the green Arkansas….maybe a heart over a certain street address that Katie lives at.

-Wizardly

Four from Divergent should have been named FIVE

Hello All,
 It is your faithful Katie Bass blogger, the President. I wanted to tell you a little about myself as I made a conscious effort to not put an "about me" section on the blog. The blog and the fan page isn't about me, it is about Katie Bass. Who would ever blog about a lame-o like me? 
   So you can call me Wizardley. I like to think of myself as sort of a "web" wizard! I also like to read a lot of books. I live at home with my mom and she allows me to use her basement as my "Beast's Library" I even got a latter from outside and put it up against my bookshelf. 
  Anyway, I was thinking about books and Katie, of course. I decided that the series "Divergent" by Veronica Roth made a really epic mistake by naming the love interest of the main character "Four". Four is a really lame number and anyone who is smart, funny, and stylish knows that the whole series would have been better if "Four" was named "Five." That is all I have to say about that for the day.

August 5th is my favorite day, by the way. 
5 is my favorite number because it is also Katie's favorite number and we have a lot in common.
I was actually born on the 11th but if you subtract "6" from "11" you get "5" so we were practically born on the same day. 

-Wizardly.



Katie went to California….without me.

Hello,
      Katie likes to run. She runs really fast and sometimes checks her mail wearing a variety of "5k" shirts. She almost ran to San Francisco for a race but at the lat minute decided to fly. I'm not sure why she didn't invite me, I suppose it was something about the fact that she was going to run in a marathon and I don't run marathons and it was with people that she knows and I don't. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I follow her around and take pictures. 
I am the President of the fan club…what else am I supposed to do? 
      I could have come along and stood awkwardly around….I could have….I could have… Anyway, she had fun with her "other" friends. I suppose that is okay. They are lucky people.
    Follow me down my thought journey as I explain how excited I would have been to sit next to the KATIE BASS:
      I mean, can you imagine sitting down on a plane and then realizing that the seat next to you is empty? Surprise right? Especially on a long flight to California!? Now, it gets even better… imagine thinking you have an entire row to yourself and then realizing that you can stretch your legs out? GREAT DAY! Am I right?
It gets even better…….
       You are laying in  your row, perhaps it is a little too early to lay down as people are still boarding…whatever…..and then you look up to see KATIE-FREAKING-BASS walking down the aisle. You think to yourself "is she going to sit by me?!?!
     You sit up, suddenly aware that there is a definite possibility that she might share a row with you. You start to sweat, thinking "Wow, she has nowhere else to sit.. it has to be me!" 
        She sits next to you, her wide array of pristine jewelry brushes your arm… YOU JUST TOUCHED A FREAKING CELEBRITY!  Then the whole trip to California she jokes with you and tells you all about being a pioneer. She makes lots of jokes regarding the number five and the color green and finally, your life is complete. 

SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN…..I CAN ALWAYS DREAM. 

Who is this person, anyway? It should be me. 



Monday, April 28, 2014

The Many Men of Katie Bass...






Katie, a name like no other

Today as I pondered my relationship with the Amazing Katie Bass, I thought about how wonderful her name is, I mean really, "Katie" just sounds like the best sort of friend you could have. As you all know, I tend to go a little overboard with research. Here is what I discovered about the name Katie. Mind you, no one is as wonderful as our Katie.

Gender: F Meaning of Katie: "pure" Origin of Katie: English, diminutive of Katherine Katie's Popularity in 2012: #219

The name Katie is making a comeback.

Famous People Named Katie

Kate "Katie" Holmes, American actress
Katherine "Katie" Couric, American journalist
Katherine Evelyn Anita "Katie" Cassidy, American actress
Katherine "Katie" McGrath, Irish actress
Katie Taylor, Irish Olympic Champion and World Champion Lightweight Boxer
Katie Leigh, an american voice actor.
                    

Pop Culture References for the Name Katie

Katie Bell, Gryffindor from the Harry Potter series
Katie Scarlett O'Hara, main character in "Gone With The Wind"
Katie Featherson, character from the Paranormal Activity film series
Katie Fisher, character from Jodi Picoult's novel "Plain Truth"
Katie Parks, character in Lifetime's "The Client List"
Katie Nic Aodh, main character in "The Decoy Bride"
Katie Fitch, a character from the TV series 'Skins'