Katie likes to run. She runs really fast and sometimes checks her mail wearing a variety of "5k" shirts. She almost ran to San Francisco for a race but at the lat minute decided to fly. I'm not sure why she didn't invite me, I suppose it was something about the fact that she was going to run in a marathon and I don't run marathons and it was with people that she knows and I don't. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I follow her around and take pictures.
I am the President of the fan club…what else am I supposed to do?
I could have come along and stood awkwardly around….I could have….I could have… Anyway, she had fun with her "other" friends. I suppose that is okay. They are lucky people.
Follow me down my thought journey as I explain how excited I would have been to sit next to the KATIE BASS:
I mean, can you imagine sitting down on a plane and then realizing that the seat next to you is empty? Surprise right? Especially on a long flight to California!? Now, it gets even better… imagine thinking you have an entire row to yourself and then realizing that you can stretch your legs out? GREAT DAY! Am I right?
It gets even better…….
You are laying in your row, perhaps it is a little too early to lay down as people are still boarding…whatever…..and then you look up to see KATIE-FREAKING-BASS walking down the aisle. You think to yourself "is she going to sit by me?!?!"
You sit up, suddenly aware that there is a definite possibility that she might share a row with you. You start to sweat, thinking "Wow, she has nowhere else to sit.. it has to be me!"
She sits next to you, her wide array of pristine jewelry brushes your arm… YOU JUST TOUCHED A FREAKING CELEBRITY! Then the whole trip to California she jokes with you and tells you all about being a pioneer. She makes lots of jokes regarding the number five and the color green and finally, your life is complete.
SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN…..I CAN ALWAYS DREAM.
Who is this person, anyway? It should be me.
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