Julep

Hello All,

I wrote a Haiku for Katie because I know she is really upset right now and it is good to know that people are with you when you are going through hard times.

Julep Box You LieYou Said You Would Come Last WeekWhat Is Happening?

This person named Harajuku GirlLFL (what a strange name) agrees that Julep takes too long to bring boxes to people. I think we could be friends. I emailed her to see if she could help Katie and she said this: 

"Julep Maven lured me in with their “first box for only a penny” several months ago. When I joined, you got a box of 3 polishes for a penny, SHIPPED! Hard to pass that deal up, right? So I joined. The three polishes I got were pretty colors. The polish gets really thick though and tends to be a struggle to get it out after a few nails. It can be fairly streaky too. Which, for a penny was still not doing too bad….so far."

Yeah, we can be friends.

Boycott Julep until Katie gets her box!!! 

Wizardly.

FAKER! POSER! LAME-O!

I WAS SO MAD LAST NIGHT WHEN I FOUND THIS PERSON TRYING TO IMPERSONATE KATIE….SO MAD. WHAT KIND OF PERSON STEALS ANOTHER PERSON'S NAME JUST FOR FAME AND FORTUNE?!?! UGH… SHE EVEN CUT HER HAIR LIKE KATIE'S HAIR WAS CUT BACK IN THE FALL OF 2011. WHAT.A.POSER.

I'M CRYING, THIS IS A TRAVESTY.
WIZARDLY.

Bass…Pro Shop

Hello All,
I've been very busy lately, working on this journal I keep for "Jon" my therapist. He doesn't know about this page or he'd try and up my dosage. Whatever. I am so sick of him. Ugh.

Anyway, in brighter news…or should I say *Greener* because Katie likes Green and Green is and can be a bright color like her eyes. Anywhodiddledo, they opened this store called "Bass Pro Shop" in my hometown. I was pretty excited because it reminds me of KB. Here are some pictures of it. I went it to scope it out so I could tell Katie about it in the future. I think she will go there at some point because it has her last name in the sign.

 Here are some vests, I bought one.

 Look at that big Bass!

 It even has real Bass in it.

I waited for a long time.


xoxoxo,
Wizardly.

I don't get it.

Hello All,

My mom said I needed to get out of the house so she sent me to a therapist three times a week. I think we are becoming friends. Although we will never be as close as me and Katie.  My therapist keeps showing me videos like this:

I don't get it.


Here is a picture of Katie and some girl on her Facebook page:

Love, 

Wizardly

P.S. I think i'm getting shirts made for me and my mom… and maybe my therapist…

Daily Dose of Pioneer

Wizardly Wishes

I am writing a children's book called, "Wizardly Wishes"

Wizardly Wishes Wiley Witches Would Want Wizardly to be friends.

Wizardly Wishes Wakeful Watchers Would Wage War on Katie's other friends.

Wizardly Wishes and Waits for Wonderful Wednesdays.

Wizardly Wishes to Wind up With Fishes….



Fishes Like A Bass….

I really liked this artistic drawing of a bass.

Love,
Wizardly.

Long TIme No Post

Hello All,
So, a lot has been going on since the last time I posted. I went to Katie's Facebook page and took few pictures of her with her *other* friends. Gag me with a spoon! I would be so much cooler than those fakes.  Anyway, she has been on the news a lot, of course. Who wouldn't want her on the news?

Also, I found out she has a pen name, Meghan Trainor. Like Tom Riddle if you mix up the letters and add a "B" and two "S"s you will get the name Katie Bass out of Meghan Trainor. I knew she had some really cool moves, I just never thought I would get to see them on a music video. Don't you wish that you were those people in the videos? I do. I do.

Here are the pictures of our Katie at Queer Prom, 2014.