Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Tattoos

Hello All,
I'm thinking about getting a green Arkansas shaped tattoo behind my right ear. I think it would be cool to look like Katie. I'm thinking something along the lines of this:

I won't be getting the other states tattooed as a border. Just the green Arkansas….maybe a heart over a certain street address that Katie lives at.

-Wizardly

Four from Divergent should have been named FIVE

Hello All,
 It is your faithful Katie Bass blogger, the President. I wanted to tell you a little about myself as I made a conscious effort to not put an "about me" section on the blog. The blog and the fan page isn't about me, it is about Katie Bass. Who would ever blog about a lame-o like me? 
   So you can call me Wizardley. I like to think of myself as sort of a "web" wizard! I also like to read a lot of books. I live at home with my mom and she allows me to use her basement as my "Beast's Library" I even got a latter from outside and put it up against my bookshelf. 
  Anyway, I was thinking about books and Katie, of course. I decided that the series "Divergent" by Veronica Roth made a really epic mistake by naming the love interest of the main character "Four". Four is a really lame number and anyone who is smart, funny, and stylish knows that the whole series would have been better if "Four" was named "Five." That is all I have to say about that for the day.

August 5th is my favorite day, by the way. 
5 is my favorite number because it is also Katie's favorite number and we have a lot in common.
I was actually born on the 11th but if you subtract "6" from "11" you get "5" so we were practically born on the same day. 

-Wizardly.



Katie went to California….without me.

Hello,
      Katie likes to run. She runs really fast and sometimes checks her mail wearing a variety of "5k" shirts. She almost ran to San Francisco for a race but at the lat minute decided to fly. I'm not sure why she didn't invite me, I suppose it was something about the fact that she was going to run in a marathon and I don't run marathons and it was with people that she knows and I don't. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I follow her around and take pictures. 
I am the President of the fan club…what else am I supposed to do? 
      I could have come along and stood awkwardly around….I could have….I could have… Anyway, she had fun with her "other" friends. I suppose that is okay. They are lucky people.
    Follow me down my thought journey as I explain how excited I would have been to sit next to the KATIE BASS:
      I mean, can you imagine sitting down on a plane and then realizing that the seat next to you is empty? Surprise right? Especially on a long flight to California!? Now, it gets even better… imagine thinking you have an entire row to yourself and then realizing that you can stretch your legs out? GREAT DAY! Am I right?
It gets even better…….
       You are laying in  your row, perhaps it is a little too early to lay down as people are still boarding…whatever…..and then you look up to see KATIE-FREAKING-BASS walking down the aisle. You think to yourself "is she going to sit by me?!?!
     You sit up, suddenly aware that there is a definite possibility that she might share a row with you. You start to sweat, thinking "Wow, she has nowhere else to sit.. it has to be me!" 
        She sits next to you, her wide array of pristine jewelry brushes your arm… YOU JUST TOUCHED A FREAKING CELEBRITY!  Then the whole trip to California she jokes with you and tells you all about being a pioneer. She makes lots of jokes regarding the number five and the color green and finally, your life is complete. 

SO IT DIDN'T HAPPEN…..I CAN ALWAYS DREAM. 

Who is this person, anyway? It should be me. 



Monday, April 28, 2014

The Many Men of Katie Bass...






Katie, a name like no other

Today as I pondered my relationship with the Amazing Katie Bass, I thought about how wonderful her name is, I mean really, "Katie" just sounds like the best sort of friend you could have. As you all know, I tend to go a little overboard with research. Here is what I discovered about the name Katie. Mind you, no one is as wonderful as our Katie.

Gender: F Meaning of Katie: "pure" Origin of Katie: English, diminutive of Katherine Katie's Popularity in 2012: #219

The name Katie is making a comeback.

Famous People Named Katie

Kate "Katie" Holmes, American actress
Katherine "Katie" Couric, American journalist
Katherine Evelyn Anita "Katie" Cassidy, American actress
Katherine "Katie" McGrath, Irish actress
Katie Taylor, Irish Olympic Champion and World Champion Lightweight Boxer
Katie Leigh, an american voice actor.
                    

Pop Culture References for the Name Katie

Katie Bell, Gryffindor from the Harry Potter series
Katie Scarlett O'Hara, main character in "Gone With The Wind"
Katie Featherson, character from the Paranormal Activity film series
Katie Fisher, character from Jodi Picoult's novel "Plain Truth"
Katie Parks, character in Lifetime's "The Client List"
Katie Nic Aodh, main character in "The Decoy Bride"
Katie Fitch, a character from the TV series 'Skins'